If you could be a tree or plant, what would you be?

I would be an Ent from the Lord of the Rings, that is what I would be. If it has to be a real tree, however, I would chose an Oak tree as I think that they are remarkably sturdy trees.

If you could have a servant come to your house every day for one hour, what would you have them do?

That would have to be the ironing. I cannot iron, my wife hates ironing and I don’t like asking her to do it, so having someone to do it would be great!

If you could have an endless supply of any food, what would you get?

That would have to be cheese. I absoutely adore cheese even though it is bad for me and very fattening. My favourite cheese is Mature Cheddar but I also like Stilton, Wensleydale, Lancashire and Red Leicester

What was one of your first moneymaking jobs (other than babysitting
or newspaper delivery)?

That would be working in a local holiday camp being a floor walker in the arcade and bingo calling.