Given the choice of anyone in the world, whom would you want as a dinner guest?

That would have to be Stephen Fry as it would be very entertaining and he knows so much about so many different things.

When did you last sing to yourself? To someone else?

The other day whilst surfing the net. I sometimes sing to my wife but probably not as often as I should.

If you could wake up tomorrow having gained any one quality or ability, what would it be?

I would quite like to be able to play a musical instrument. Any, I am not fussy.

What, if anything, is too serious to be joked about?

I am not sure as that depends on how you view the topic. I think all things can be joked about within reason. Anybody can be offended by the slightest thing so if they didn’t want to offend anyone at all then there would be no jokes made at all, ever.