Name one thing not many people know about you.
That I was once nearly poked in the eye by Sir Elton John

If a distant uncle dies and you were always his favorite and leaves you $50,000 (any currency) in his will, what would you do?
I would put it to one side in case of a rainy day as I am prudent like that.

Where do you hide junk when people come over?
In one of the spare rooms.

Complete this sentence: I want to learn more about how to play a Ukulele